Uncle Voldie

merryblackgirl:

the only kind of white boys i’ll date are the ones who can do this

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10knotes:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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10knotes:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

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10knotes:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

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10knotes:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

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ATTENTION!!!!

sheeriosnandos:

Everyone who reblogs this by April the 25th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.

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